Post by Chryseis "Crisis" Teotwaki on Nov 9, 2015 7:49:03 GMT
“Well, ah loik ta thinka it as uh wahm up,” Lord Unnecessary Violence said as he turned back to face Raven. He seemed to be taking all this rather nonchalantly for a man in over his head. Clearly he has yet to fully comprehend the gravity of the situation.
The bikers around him began to come to as Raven’s Twin Dragon Cannon streaked towards their leader. Unfortunately for them, Lord Unnecessary Violence lifted up his arms, prompting the dirt beneath them to surge upward. He pushed it all ahead of him, creating a wall of dirt and humanity to intercept the Dragon Slayer’s attack and the resulting explosion.
He chuckled as the defensive barrier dropped. “Yor gonna hafta do…” And then Raven’s Fire Dragon Roar smacked him right in the face. This explosion sent him flying into the wall behind him, creating a man-shaped indentation in the wall. He growled as he pulled himself out, only for Crisis to descend upon him with a golf club. It clanged noisily against his head even as it confirmed to it's shape.
“Huh,” Crisis remarked as she pulled the weapon away and regarded the damage to it. Lord Unnecessary Violence promptly grabbed her by the neck and drew his arm back to slam her against the ground. As he swung forward, however, he suddenly noticed he was instead holding a comically large stick of dynamite. A look of dawning comprehension crossed his face as the fuse burned all the way down… and fizzled. He scowled at the stick a moment, which was all the time Crisis needed to construct a massive, trebuchet-like apparatus designed specifically to kick him in the groin and use it in the capacity it was designed for.
Lord Unnecessary Violence doubled over as Crisis ran by him to Raven’s side. He growled as he summoned up a shell of earth around himself, creating a beast-like armor. He barreled forward, intending to bulldoze right over the both of them. “YOU THINK YOU CAN PUNK ME YOU PUNK!?”
Raven grinned as the third shot hit it's mark. Men like this guy were way too predictable. So as he slid back into the wall he calmly walked over to his sword. The red metal gleamed in the dim lighting and reflected the lava below in a way that made the blade look like it was made of liquid itself. Which was cool. He liked that look a lot, temporary as it was.
The clang brought his attention back to Crisis. Who comically escaped, but her attacks only seemed to enrage the big bandit boss. His grin widened as Crisis came back. It was too perfect. He flicked the Dragon fang once as the earth armor encased the big man. Flames shot down the blade and Raven took a ready stance. Then as the man charged Raven started walking forward, his tone quiet. "Like a book..."
And then suddenly he moved, quite a bit faster than someone his size should. And with the bandit charging right at him, the distance closed rapidly. At the last second Raven slashed out, using the flames to crush through the magic armor. And the flat of the blade to attempt to knock the man out. When he stopped, he stood up to his full height and rested the blade on his shoulder. "I'm done with you and your kind."
Post by Chryseis "Crisis" Teotwaki on Nov 20, 2015 7:58:52 GMT
Crisis, of course, did not look the least bit worried about the stone behemoth with Lord Unnecessary Violence's head right behind her. If anything, she seemed to be enjoying herself, probably because she knew Raven was going to counter in glorious fashion. And counter he did, his flames blasting right through the earth and stone and flat of his blade colliding with the man's skull. Lord Unnecessary Violence was blown right out of the beastly shell and sent sprawling over the transparent crystal floor a few feet behind it.
"Nice shot!" Crisis said as popped up from behind Raven and stood beside him with one arm upraised. "Up high!"
Lord Unnecessary Violence growled darkly as he began to climb to his feet again. He got to one knee as he said, "You... You blokes think yer tough s▋▋▋, eh? Well, ah got news fer ya, mate. Yer just s▋▋▋ compared t'me. D'you fo'get wheah we really..." He glanced as he heard a splintering sound, and discovered the floor beneath him starting to crack as he stood up fully. He glared at Crisis with an evil smirk. "Noice try, y'li'l bitch, but ah know dis ain't really..."
With an indignant stomp from the larger man, the floor beneath him crumbled away, sending him plummeting into the depths.
"Normally, I don't just use the environment against my enemies," Crisis explained, "But in this case I couldn't resist." She held up her hand again. "Up high!"
